Miles Morales Pay Respects To Jefferson Davis

Okay, hear me out. This might be a little…controversial. Prepare yourselves for a potentially unpopular opinion.

We all love Miles Morales, right? He's the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man of the future. He's cool, relatable, and has awesome powers.

What if…?

But what if Miles, in some alternate universe, had to show respect to someone… unexpected? I’m talking about Jefferson Davis.

I know, I know! Before you sharpen your pitchforks, just imagine the scenario. Maybe it's a history class project gone wrong. Or a bizarre multiversal mishap.

Picture Miles, facepalming internally, forced to write an essay on the “positive contributions” of Davis. The struggle would be real.

The Awkwardness is Palpable

He'd probably start with something like, “Jefferson Davis… certainly existed.” Then stare blankly at his laptop screen for an hour.

His friends, Ganke and Judge would definitely be laughing. Though, maybe Judge would try to offer some *helpful* (but equally awkward) historical insights.

Imagine the memes! Miles giving the most uncomfortable thumbs-up in front of a Jefferson Davis statue. The possibilities are endless.

Of course, Miles being the hero he is, would find a way to subvert the situation. He wouldn’t condone the actions or beliefs.

Maybe he'd use his essay as a subtle platform to discuss the importance of equality and fighting injustice. Sneaky Spider-Man tactics.

He’d find a way to twist it and educate people. Perhaps highlighting the impact of the Civil War. Or showcasing the strength and resilience of those who fought against oppression.

Humor in the Face of History

The humor comes from the sheer absurdity of the situation. Miles Morales, champion of diversity and inclusion, being forced to acknowledge someone whose legacy is… complicated, to say the least.

It’s like making Batman write a glowing review of a clown college. The irony is just too delicious.

Think about the potential for witty internal monologue. "Okay, Miles, just breathe. Don't web up the history teacher. You can get through this."

And let’s be honest, we’ve all been in situations where we’ve had to be polite to someone we strongly disagree with. It’s a universal experience. Miles is just experiencing it on a superhero scale.

The Takeaway?

So, while the idea of Miles Morales paying respects to Jefferson Davis is inherently absurd, it's also a darkly funny thought experiment.

It highlights the complexities of history. It forces us to confront uncomfortable truths. Plus, it gives us a chance to imagine Miles in an incredibly awkward situation.

And sometimes, a little awkward humor is exactly what we need. Don’t you think?

Ultimately, it's about using humor to engage with difficult topics. It’s about finding the light even in the darkest corners of history.

Maybe this unpopular opinion isn't so unpopular after all. Maybe it's just… interesting. Food for thought. Or, at least, meme fuel.