Ozzy Man Reviews Game Of Thrones Season 6

Alright, you legends! Let's yarn about Game of Thrones Season 6. Bloody oath, it was a wild ride, wasn't it?

Remember when everyone was losing their minds about Jon Snow being dead? Turns out, he just needed a bit of a lie-down. Fair enough, mate.

The Resurrection and Beyond

Melisandre worked her magic and boom! Jon Snow back from the dead. It's a bit like when your old Nokia phone magically turns back on after you thought it was buggered.

He then decides to kick some Bolton arse. Redemption arc, much? Yeah, good on ya, Jon.

The Battle of the Bastards: A Muddy Good Time

Speaking of Bolton arse, the Battle of the Bastards was off chops! All that mud and screaming. It was like watching a footy match gone completely feral.

Ramsay Bolton, the ultimate villain, gets what's coming to him. Dogs, are the best judges of character in this bloody show!

Sacking Ramsay Bolton to the dogs? Bloody legendary, Sansa Stark. You are a champion!

Daenerys Gets Her Groove Back

Daenerys finally figured out how to ride her dragons properly. About bloody time, eh?

She burns down a few blokes, gets a massive Dothraki army, and sails to Westeros. Fair play, she’s got the whole conqueror thing down pat.

Bran's Weird Adventures

Bran Stark, floating around in his tree, having visions. Bit of a weird unit, to be honest.

He basically downloads the entire history of Westeros. He accidentally reveals Jon Snow's real parents. Oops, spoiler alert!

Cersei's Big Bang

Cersei, she's a real piece of work. Blowing up the Great Sept with wildfire? That’s a bloody power move.

She wipes out half of King's Landing, including the High Sparrow. Ruthless stuff, but fair dinkum you can't deny it was effective.

King's Landing Goes Boom!

Tommen jumps out a window after seeing his mum go full mad queen. Poor bloke just couldn’t handle the carnage.

Cersei takes the Iron Throne, which seems like a terrible idea for everyone except Cersei. Prepare for madness.

Arya's Revenge Tour

Arya finally gets her revenge on the Waif. Sewing her face onto the wall, that’s a bit rough.

She pops back to Westeros to tick off some more names on her list. She feed them their bloody relatives in a pie! What a classic!

Season Finale: Winds of Winter

The season ends with Daenerys sailing to Westeros with her massive army. It took her long enough.

Jon Snow becomes King in the North. He has no idea about his real parents, bless his heart.

And Winter is finally here! Cue the ominous music and general sense of dread.

Season 6, you absolute ripper. Full of surprises, betrayals, and enough dragon fire to keep us all warm at night. Bring on the next season!

What a show! Bloody classic.