Red Dead Redemption 2 Home Robbery Locations

Alright, partner, gather 'round! Let's talk about one of the more... *ahem*... "entrepreneurial" activities you can partake in during your time in Red Dead Redemption 2: home robberies! Think of it as a slightly less explosive way to make a quick buck than, say, robbing a train. Plus, who doesn't love a little bit of sneaky fun?

The Joy of "Acquisition"

Now, before you start picturing yourself as some kind of Victorian-era Danny Ocean, remember Arthur Morgan isn't exactly known for his delicate touch. But hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to keep the gang fed (and maybe buy yourself a fancy new hat). So, let's dive into where you can find these cozy little homes ripe for the plucking!

Pride Rock

First up, we have Pride Rock. It sounds majestic, right? Well, it's...not. It's more like a slightly dilapidated cabin northeast of Strawberry. Look for a secluded spot with a big rock formation nearby. You can't miss it...unless you're riding blindfolded.

This one is fun because the owners are, shall we say, *particular* about their possessions. Be prepared for a confrontation! Just remember: sometimes, the best defense is a good offense (or a strategically placed stick of dynamite...just kidding... mostly).

Aberdeen Pig Farm

Next, the infamous Aberdeen Pig Farm. You'll find it east of Emerald Ranch. Let's just say this place is memorable for...reasons. It involves pigs. And some very, very hospitable (and slightly unsettling) folks.

Proceed with caution here. This isn't your average smash-and-grab. It's more like a "get lured in with promises of food and drink, wake up missing all your money, and deeply regret your life choices" kind of robbery. You've been warned!

Chez Porter

Ah, Chez Porter. Located just north of Wallace Station, this homestead is... well, chaotic. Think angry brothers, a lot of guns, and a general sense of unease. Basically, a Tuesday for Arthur Morgan.

Sneak in, shoot first (maybe ask questions later?), and grab what you can. It's not the most elegant approach, but it's effective. And hey, who are we to judge? Desperate times call for, shall we say, *bold* measures.

Watson's Cabin

Then there’s Watson's Cabin, tucked away in the Grizzlies, north of Wallace Station and west of the Dakota River. This one is a bit of a puzzle at first. It appears unassuming, just an old woman and her home, but keep visiting.

Let's just say things aren't always what they seem. Keep popping back, and you might just find yourself in the middle of a rather explosive family reunion. This cabin offers a multi-staged robbery, each time you revisit it. Talk about a high payout!

The Loft

Finally, we have The Loft. You'll find this one in the Roanoke Ridge region, northeast of Annesburg. The place is a bit off the beaten path. It's up in the mountains, so be prepared for a bit of a trek.

Be careful inside, as the owners aren’t likely going to be happy with your presence. Be stealthy, be quick, and be prepared for a fight. Once done right, it's a small score with not much hassle.

Happy Hunting (and Robbing)!

So there you have it, folks! A few prime locations to try your hand at the art of the home robbery. Remember to be discreet (or not, it's your game!), be prepared for anything, and always remember to check those drawers and wardrobes! You never know what treasures you might find.

Now get out there and make some (ill-gotten) gains! And if you see the law, tell them I sent ya...just kidding! (Don't actually do that.)