Sailor Moon The Super Live Why No La Dates

Okay, Sailor Moon fans, let's talk! We all remember the sheer, sparkly magic of Sailor Moon The Super Live, right? The costumes! The singing! The feeling of pure, unadulterated joy radiating from the stage!

But Wait... Something's Missing!

Did you ever notice something peculiar about the show's tour? Like a glaring omission that left a Usagi-sized hole in our hearts?

I’m talking about... Los Angeles! Where was LA on that tour schedule? Why were the Sailor Guardians seemingly avoiding the City of Angels like the plague?

The Case of the Missing Moon Princess

Let's be real, LA loves everything magical and sparkly. We're practically swimming in glitter and dreams here!

Think about it: Hollywood! Celebrities! Enough cosplay opportunities to make Luna blush! It's practically the perfect setting for a Sailor Moon extravaganza.

So, what gives? Where were Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask, and all their fabulous friends? Did they simply forget that Southern California existed?

Imagine the possibilities! The fans, the photo ops, the sheer, unadulterated joy of experiencing the Sailor Moon magic right here in the heart of movie-making magic!

Maybe they were worried about the competition. Perhaps they thought Hollywood already had enough sparkly heroes? As if! Sailor Moon is in a league of her own!

Or maybe, and this is just a wild guess, they heard about the LA traffic. Who wants to fight evil while stuck in a ten-lane standstill on the 405? Even Sailor Moon's powers have their limits!

Possible (And Slightly Ridiculous) Theories

Okay, let's brainstorm some truly outlandish reasons for the LA snub. Prepare for some serious speculation!

Theory #1: Luna got a flat tire somewhere in the Nevada desert on the way to LA. And you know how hard it is to find a mechanic who specializes in talking cat transportation.

Theory #2: Queen Beryl secretly bought all the tickets to the LA show to prevent Sailor Moon from gaining more fans. Classic villain move, right?

Theory #3: They heard about the In-N-Out Burger lines and decided to prioritize food over fighting evil. Can you blame them?

Theory #4: Tuxedo Mask got hopelessly lost trying to navigate the freeways. He probably relied on a map from the Dark Kingdom. Big mistake!

Okay, okay, I'm kidding (mostly). The real reason probably involved logistics, scheduling conflicts, or perhaps even just a simple oversight.

A Call to Action (Sort Of)

But hey, a girl can dream, right? Let's put it out into the universe: Sailor Moon The Super Live, or ANY Sailor Moon stage show, NEEDS to grace Los Angeles with its presence!

We're talking full-scale production, complete with flying Sailor Guardians and enough special effects to rival a Michael Bay movie. We deserve it!

So, to the producers, the directors, and everyone involved: please, please, please bring the magic to LA! The fans are waiting, the glitter is ready, and the City of Angels is yearning for a little bit of Moon Prism Power!

Until then, we'll just have to keep re-watching the videos and dreaming of what could be. And maybe, just maybe, someday our Sailor Moon dreams will come true in the sunshine of Southern California.

Keep shining, Moonies! And never give up hope for an LA date!