Some Of Yall Bout To Be Real Mad At Me

Alright, alright, settle down folks. I feel a disturbance in the Force, a gathering storm of… opinions. And I'm here for it!

Because, let's be honest, sometimes the most fun thing to do is poke the bear. (Figuratively speaking, of course. Please don't actually poke bears. They're cute, but they'll mess you up.)

The Great Debate: Is Water Wet?

We’re diving headfirst into the intellectual deep end. This is the kind of question that keeps philosophers up at night. Me? I’m up anyway, scrolling through memes.

But seriously, is water wet? The sheer audacity of even questioning it! Some of y'all cling to the notion that wetness is a state, a characteristic water imparts on other things.

You say water itself can't be wet. Okay, but if I pour water on water, doesn't it feel... wetter? Checkmate, atheists! (Just kidding... mostly.)

Team Pineapple on Pizza

Oh, the *controversy*! The utter *scandal*! I, for one, am a proud member of Team Pineapple on Pizza. Fight me.

Sweet and savory is a culinary masterpiece, and anyone who disagrees is probably just afraid of flavor. Think about it – the tangy sweetness cuts through the richness of the cheese and the saltiness of the ham.

It's a symphony in your mouth! Don't knock it 'til you've tried it... with an open mind and a slightly adventurous palate.

"Pineapple on pizza? A culinary crime!" - Some Hater

Crocs: Fashion Statement or Fashion Faux Pas?

Let's get down to the real nitty-gritty. Crocs. Those rubbery, hole-ridden wonders. Are they the pinnacle of comfy footwear, or an unforgivable assault on good taste?

I say, they're both! Look, I get it. They're not exactly runway material. But have you ever slipped your tired feet into a pair of Crocs after a long day?

It's like a foot massage from Jesus himself (no offense to any other deities). Practicality wins, people. And with the right amount of Jibbitz, you can express yourself through the power of rubber footwear.

The Toilet Paper Roll Direction Dilemma

Over or under? This age-old question has divided families, ended friendships, and probably even started wars (okay, maybe not wars, but definitely heated arguments).

The correct answer, of course, is over. Anything else is just… chaos. It's simply easier to grab! It's the natural order of things!

Anyone who argues for under is either a contrarian or secretly a cat trying to unravel the world. (No offense to cats. I love cats.)

But seriously, let's all just agree to disagree and maybe just buy our own toilet paper to avoid future conflicts, unless...

Guilty Pleasures: Embracing the Cringe

We all have them. Those things we secretly love, even though we know they're objectively terrible. Reality TV? Nickelback? That one song from your middle school dance?

Own it! Embrace the cringe! Life's too short to pretend you don't enjoy the occasional bad movie or sugary snack.

If it makes you happy, who cares what anyone else thinks? Just crank up that *Nickelback* (quietly, so your neighbors don't call the cops) and rock out!

So there you have it. A few of my totally-not-controversial opinions. I await your angry comments and furious debates.

Just remember, it's all in good fun. Unless you're defending toilet paper roll *under*. Then, we might have a problem, but let's argue about it later.

Peace out!