Strange Thing About The Johnsons Full Movie
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a movie that's, well, let's just say it's not your average family flick. We're talking about *The Strange Thing About the Johnsons*!
Imagine your family dinner conversations. Maybe your dad tells the same corny joke for the millionth time, or your aunt asks about your love life (even though you've explained, repeatedly, that your goldfish, Bubbles, is the only one holding that title right now). This movie takes familial awkwardness to a whole new galaxy. A very, very strange galaxy.
What's the Buzz About?
Without giving too much away (because honestly, you kind of need to experience this movie to believe it), *The Strange Thing About the Johnsons* is about…well, a family. A seemingly normal, upper-middle-class family. But beneath the perfectly manicured lawns and polite smiles lies a secret that's more twisted than a pretzel at a yoga retreat.
Think of it like this: remember that time you accidentally sent a text meant for your best friend to your mom? Now, multiply that embarrassment by, oh, let's say a thousand. Then add a dash of Hitchcockian suspense. That's vaguely in the ballpark of the movie's premise.
It's the kind of film that makes you squirm, makes you gasp, and then maybe, just maybe, makes you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Forget *Leave It to Beaver*; this is more like "Leave It and Never Speak of It Again."
Is it Actually a "Full Movie"?
Technically, "full movie" might be stretching it just a tad. It's more of a short film, clocking in at around 30 minutes. But trust me, those 30 minutes are packed with more WTF moments than a raccoon convention.
Think of it as concentrated weirdness. Like a shot of espresso, but instead of caffeine, it's pure, unadulterated…Johnson-ness. You'll feel it!
Why Should You Watch It? (Or Maybe Avoid It?)
Okay, let's be real. This movie isn't for everyone. If you're squeamish, easily offended, or prone to existential crises, maybe steer clear.
But if you're the kind of person who enjoys a good mind-bender, who likes to be challenged and maybe even slightly disturbed, then *The Strange Thing About the Johnsons* might just be your cup of…unsettling tea.
It's a conversation starter, that's for sure. Imagine bringing it up at your next family gathering! "Hey everyone, I just watched this movie…" *Cue awkward silence and frantic changing of the subject.*
Seriously though, it's a fascinating example of filmmaking. Ari Aster, the director, went on to make *Hereditary* and *Midsommar*, so this is kind of like a peek into the early stages of a very unique and talented (and possibly slightly deranged) filmmaker.
The Verdict?
Look, I'm not going to tell you to watch this movie. Your sanity is your own business. But I am going to say that it's a memorable experience.
It's weird. It's uncomfortable. It's definitely not your grandma's Sunday matinee. But it's also thought-provoking and strangely compelling. Like a train wreck you can't look away from, but with more family drama and fewer actual trains.
So, if you're feeling adventurous, dive in! Just don't blame me if you start seeing your family in a whole new light afterwards. And maybe keep Bubbles the goldfish out of the conversation. Just a thought.
