The Badge The Bible And Bigfoot 2019
2019. Remember that year? Seems like a lifetime ago. And it was the year things got...weird. I’m talking *Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot* weird.
The Badge
Okay, let's start with the badge. Not just any badge, mind you. I'm talking about authority figures. Police, park rangers, those people who tell you not to feed the ducks.
They’re important, sure. But in 2019, it felt like everyone was suddenly wielding their little bit of power with gusto. Maybe it was just me noticing it more.
And honestly? I think some people just enjoyed telling others what to do. Unpopular opinion: a friendly reminder works better than a stern lecture.
The Bible
Next up: The Bible. Now, I'm not talking about questioning anyone's faith here. I’m talking about how certain people weaponized it.
Remember all the quoting of verses...out of context? Cherry-picking passages to justify, well, almost anything?
Look, if you believe something, great. But let’s not pretend The Bible is a choose-your-own-adventure book. Another unpopular opinion: Kindness should always trump dogma.
And Bigfoot?
Ah, Bigfoot. The hairy enigma. The cryptid that captures our imagination.
Hear me out. In 2019, Bigfoot wasn't just a mythical creature anymore. He became a metaphor. A stand-in for all the things we couldn’t quite explain.
Think about it. Political divides? Unexplained. Stock market fluctuations? Unexplained. Your neighbor's obsession with gnomes? You guessed it: Unexplained! Thus, Bigfoot.
Bigfoot Sightings in 2019 (Metaphorically Speaking)
“Spotted: Common sense, vanishing into thin air, last seen arguing on Twitter. Suspect: Bigfoot.”
“Confirmed: Empathy, reportedly fleeing from cable news. Presumed location: Deep within the woods, guarded by Bigfoot.”
It was all so strange. The Badge, The Bible, and then this metaphorical Bigfoot running amok.
The Connection? (Maybe?)
So, what do these three have in common? This is where it gets a bit…out there.
I think they all represent a search for control. A desire for certainty. A need to understand things in a world that's increasingly confusing.
The badge represents control over others. The Bible represents certainty in a chaotic world. And Bigfoot? Bigfoot represents the acceptance that some things just can’t be controlled or understood.
Maybe we were all just a little lost in 2019. Grasping at anything that felt solid. Even if it was a blurry photo of a supposed ape-man.
Final Thoughts (and Another Unpopular Opinion)
So, there you have it. My slightly unhinged take on 2019. The year of the Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot.
My unpopular opinion? Maybe, just maybe, we should all spend a little less time trying to control, understand, and define everything.
Perhaps a little more time embracing the mystery. And maybe, just maybe, leaving the ducks alone. Let's face it, nobody *really* saw Bigfoot.
