The Entire Ice Age Pentology But Every Syllable

Oh. My. Goodness! Get ready, folks, because we're about to dive headfirst into the wonderfully wacky world of Ice Age! You know, that movie series that proves even a woolly mammoth can have an existential crisis.

Ice Age (2002): The Syllable Breakdown

First up, the OG! We're talk-ing 'bout *Ice Age*! It's all a-bout Man-ny, the lone wolf ma-mo-th, Sid, the silliest sloth you’ll ev-er meet, and Die-go, the sab-er-toothed ti-ger with a se-cret heart of gold. What a com-bo!

These three mis-fits, on a wild goose chase, uh, I mean, a wild ba-by chase! To re-turn hu-man ba-by to his tri-be.

Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006): More Syllables!

Next, we've got *Ice Age: The Mel-tdown*! Yes, the ice is melt-ing, and every-one is pan-ick-ing! In this se-quel our pals have to es-cape the flood, which leads to more fun.

They meet El-lie, a mam-moth that be-lieves she's an op-os-sum! And her two op-os-sum "bro-thers," Crash and Ed-die! It's pure syl-lab-ic mad-ness, I tell ya!

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009): Jurassic Syllables!

*Ice Age: Dawn of the Di-no-saurs*! Whoa, hold on to your hats! Now we're talk-ing di-no-saurs un-der the ice! Like some-thing out of a dream!

Sid gets kid-napped by a ty-ran-no-saurus rex and be-comes a "moth-er" to her eggs. Yep, you heard me right! The gang has to res-cue him from a lost world, just be-neath the freez-ing sur-face! All while try-ing not to be lunch!

Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012): Syl-lab-ic Sep-a-ra-tion!

In *Ice Age: Con-ti-nen-tal Drift*, the con-ti-nents split, and Man-ny, Die-go, and Sid are a-drift on an ice-berg! Pi-rates and sea mon-sters and mer-maids, oh my!

They meet Cap-tain Gutt, a gi-gan-to-pi-thecus pi-rate! He's bad to the bone! Peaches, Man-ny’s daugh-ter, is be-com-ing a teen-a-ger, caus-ing all sorts of drama.

Ice Age: Collision Course (2016): To-tal Syl-lab-ic As-ter-oid!

Last but not least, *Ice Age: Col-li-sion Course*! A gi-ant as-ter-oid is head-ing straight for Earth! Scrat, our be-lov-ed nut-ob-sessed squir-rel, is the one to blame, of course!

The gang must find a way to stop the as-ter-oid be-fore it's too late! Buck, the one-eyed wea-sel, re-turns to help them! This one's a race a-gainst time, packed with syl-la-bles!

So there you have it! The en-tire *Ice Age* pen-tol-o-gy, one syl-la-ble at a time! If that doesn't make you want to go watch them all a-gain, I don't know what will!