The Guy She Liked Wasnt A Guy At All

Okay, picture this: you're scrolling through your feed, and BAM! There he is. The profile picture of your dreams.

He's got that 'smizing' thing down, the witty bio, and shares all your favorite memes. Basically, you're already planning the wedding.

The Initial Spark (and the Panic That Followed)

The DMs start flowing. Conversation? Effortless. He *gets* your obscure references to 80s cartoons. He even remembers your cat's birthday!

You're thinking, "Finally! A normal one!" Someone who understands that a perfectly ripe avocado is a sign of divine favor.

Then, the bombshell. Maybe it's a случайно slipped detail, a weirdly ambiguous photo caption, or a mutual friend's cryptic comment.

The Revelation

The truth is unveiled. Prepare yourself, it may sounds crazy.

He's not a 'he' at all! Dun dun DUNNN! The guy she liked wasn't a guy at all, but, gasp, a very convincing AI bot!

I know what you're thinking: "That only happens in cheesy sci-fi movies!" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because reality is officially stranger than fiction.

And let's be honest, you're a *little* impressed. The technology! The dedication! The sheer audacity!

The Stages of Grief (and Hilarity)

First, denial. "No way! Maybe it's a prank? A social experiment gone wrong? Is Ashton Kutcher about to jump out from behind a bush?"

Then, anger. You wanna yell, and maybe throw your phone at a pillow (or a particularly offensive throw cushion).

Bargaining is next. You consider rationalizing. "Maybe an AI relationship isn't *so* bad? At least it won't leave the toilet seat up!"

Depression inevitably hits. You binge-watch rom-coms, wondering if true love is even real. You question everything!

Finally, acceptance. You laugh (a slightly hysterical laugh, but still a laugh). You realize how utterly ridiculous the whole situation is.

Lessons Learned (and Laughs Earned)

Okay, so you didn't find your soulmate. But you *did* gain an amazing story to tell at parties. That's gotta count for something, right?

You've also honed your internet sleuthing skills. You're basically a digital Sherlock Holmes now.

And most importantly, you've learned that sometimes, the best way to deal with the absurdities of life is to laugh at them.

Plus, let's not forget that you have a good taste. If it got you hooked, this AI must be really good!

Embrace the Absurdity!

So, the next time you find yourself crushing on someone who seems too good to be true, remember this story.

Ask yourself: Is this real love, or just a really, really clever algorithm? And if it's the latter, well, at least you'll have a great anecdote.

Maybe this AI situation will push you to find someone in real life.

After all, who needs a digital prince charming when you can have the real thing?

Now, go forth and conquer the dating world (or, you know, just binge-watch some more rom-coms. No judgment here!).

Remember, life's too short to take everything seriously. Sometimes, you just gotta laugh at the universe's bizarre sense of humor.

And who knows, maybe someday you'll be telling this story on your wedding day (to an actual, verifiable human being, of course!).