Top 10 Scariest Videos On The Internet
Okay, folks, let's talk about scary stuff online. Prepare to be thrilled... or maybe just mildly amused. Get ready for my totally subjective, possibly wrong, list of the internet's scariest videos.
The Usual Suspects (That Aren't *That* Scary)
10. Lights Out (The Short Film)
Yeah, it's creepy. But honestly? I've seen scarier shampoo commercials. Don't @ me.
9. Annabelle Commercial
Dolls are creepy. But Annabelle? Overhyped. My grandma's porcelain collection is far more terrifying.
8. Every Creepypasta Reading Ever
Okay, some are good. Most sound like your buddy trying too hard at a campfire story. Pass.
Now We're Getting Somewhere... Maybe
7. Local 58
Okay, this one gets points for originality. Vintage TV gone wrong? I'm intrigued, but not losing sleep.
6. Salad Fingers
Grotesque? Absolutely. Scary? Debatable. More like deeply unsettling. I still kind of want to know what Hubert Cumberdale tastes like though.
5. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Cute puppets! Happy songs! Existential dread! Okay, yeah, this one wormed its way in. Bonus points for being super weird.
The Real Deal (According to Me, At Least)
4. The Russian Sleep Experiment
The concept? Disturbing. The execution? Pretty darn effective. This is the kind of stuff that sticks with you.
3. Marble Hornets
Slender Man done right. Found footage, escalating tension, and a healthy dose of paranoia. Good stuff.
2. Anything involving Unexplained Disappearances
The real-life stuff is always the scariest. People vanishing without a trace? That's nightmare fuel. Especially those cold case documentaries.
And the Number One, Most Terrifying Video On The Internet Is...
1. The Unedited Footage of a Roller Coaster Malfunction
Okay, hear me out. Not the fictional stuff, but the REAL accidents caught on camera. The screams, the chaos... It's a primal fear. It reminds you of your own mortality in a very jarring way.
Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any sleepless nights this list may cause. (Or, you know, not cause at all. Your mileage may vary.)
So there you have it. My top ten list. Feel free to disagree violently in the comments. I'm probably wrong anyway.
What makes me even more scared are videos involving animal cruelty. Those, I actively avoid. There is nothing entertaining about that. Just deeply disturbing and sad.
Another one that always freaks me out? Deep dives into abandoned places. Something about the silence and decay, imagining the lives once lived there, it gives me the creeps. Anyone else?
