Trapped In An Island With Josh Hutcherson

Okay, let's be real. Everyone has that celebrity crush. You know, the one they'd *totally* fall for you if you just met? Mine? Well, it used to be Josh Hutcherson.

Emphasis on *used* to be. Let's imagine a scenario, shall we? Picture this: You're stranded on a deserted island. And guess who's with you? Yep, Josh Hutcherson.

The Dream vs. The Reality

Initially, you'd freak out, right? "OMG! Peeta Mellark! The guy from *The Hunger Games*!" You'd be mentally planning your elaborate rescue signals using coconuts.

You'd probably try to play it cool. "Oh, hi, Josh. Fancy seeing you here. Coincidence, huh?" Inside, though? Full-blown fangirl meltdown.

But then… the reality hits.

Day 1: The Honeymoon Phase

First day, you're all smiles and sunshine. You offer to help build a shelter. You attempt to start a fire using only sticks and sheer will.

Josh, being the seemingly nice guy he is, patiently shows you how to properly rub the sticks together. He probably has some boy scout experience.

You try to impress him with your knowledge of edible plants. You only know two. Mangos and coconut.

Day 7: The Cracks Begin to Show

A week in, things start to unravel. Turns out, Josh is really bad at fishing. Like, embarrassingly bad.

You're starting to realize surviving on only coconut and mangos is getting old, and your skin tone now matches Peeta’s bread baking skills.

Also, Josh keeps talking about his dog. Non-stop. Like, every single conversation somehow circles back to his dog.

Day 14: Unpopular Opinion Incoming

Two weeks in, and I have a confession: I'm starting to find Josh Hutcherson mildly irritating. I know, I know. Heresy!

It's not his fault, really. But being stranded with anyone for that long would be annoying. Even Ryan Reynolds might get on my nerves eventually. (Okay, maybe not.)

The dog stories haven't stopped. He hums tunes from his movies… poorly. And he keeps trying to ration the remaining coconuts like we’re running a Fortune 500 company.

Day 21: Coconut Rage

Three weeks. You're sunburnt, starving, and covered in mosquito bites. The coconut water is starting to taste like your own despair.

Josh tries to give you a motivational speech about teamwork. You just stare at him, envisioning him as the main course of your next meal (Just kidding... mostly).

You snap. “I don't want to hear about *your* dog one more time! Find us food, or so help me, I will climb that palm tree and throw every coconut into the ocean!”

The Rescue (And the Realization)

Finally, a rescue boat appears! You’re both saved. Hallelujah!

Back in civilization, showered and eating a proper meal, you reflect on your island adventure. It was...an experience.

Maybe celebrity crushes are best left as just that: crushes. Perhaps Josh Hutcherson is amazing in real life. But maybe, just maybe, I wouldn't want to be stuck on an island with him.

Unpopular opinion? Probably. But hey, at least I learned how to open a coconut with a rock. That's gotta count for something.

Besides, maybe I should start looking at Chris Hemsworth now...