Where To Find Lead Paint In Breathedge

Okay, let's be real. We're all thinking it. Finding lead paint in Breathedge isn't exactly rocket science. Some might even say it's...obvious. Don't @ me.

The Obvious Spots (That Everyone Knows)

First, let's address the elephant in the, uh, derelict spaceship. Remember those rusty, old wrecks scattered like space confetti? Bingo. Lead paint galore. Seriously, just look around.

Don't tell me you haven't bumped into a half-destroyed corridor and thought, "Yep, that's gotta be hazardous." Because we all have. It's practically a tutorial level hint.

Specifically: Focus on the Red Stuff

This might be an unpopular opinion, but...if it's red and peeling, it's probably lead paint. I'm just saying. Space painters weren't exactly known for their safety regulations, were they?

Red usually indicates it's not the healthiest place to be, and Breathedge loves throwing red stuff at you. Like, everywhere. Maybe it's a design choice, or maybe it's a sarcastic warning. Who knows?

The Less Obvious (But Still Pretty Obvious) Spots

Okay, so you've raided all the red wreckage. Now what? Time to get a little more...creative. Think about the stuff that's *supposed* to be safe.

Any interior spaces are your next target, but make sure they look like they have been there since the Titanic sunk. Don't quote me, but I wouldn't be surprised if even the furniture had a suspiciously lead-y sheen.

Seriously, trust your gut. If it looks like it should have been condemned decades ago, it’s probably your best bet.

The "Wait, Really?" Spots

Now for the fun part. Ever dismantle something and think, "Huh, that looks kind of...toxic?" Congrats! You've probably found another source of lead paint.

Certain decorative items are surprisingly good candidates. Space station designers weren't always the brightest, were they? I mean, putting lead in *decorations*? Genius!

I'm not saying you should dismantle everything in sight...but I'm also not *not* saying that. Experiment! Live a little! (Just maybe wear a hazmat suit. Virtually, of course.)

A Word of (Sarcastic) Caution

Okay, okay. In all seriousness (for like, two seconds), remember to actually, you know, scan things. I know, I know, it's tedious. But scanning is your friend. Your sarcastic, slightly unhelpful friend.

The scanner will tell you if it contains lead paint. Shocking, I know. It’s almost like the developers *wanted* you to find it or something.

But honestly, where's the fun in that? Just eyeball it. If it looks dangerous, it probably is. That's my pro tip. You're welcome.

So there you have it. My completely biased and possibly unhelpful guide to finding lead paint in Breathedge. Happy scavenging! And try not to get space-poisoned. Unless that's your thing.

Remember, in space, no one can hear you cough from lead poisoning. (Probably.)