Why Is Bleach Not On Crunchyroll

Okay, let's talk about something important. Something that keeps me up at night. Where's Bleach on Crunchyroll?

I mean, come on! Every other anime seems to be there. But not our boy Ichigo Kurosaki. It's a tragedy, I tell you.

The Obvious Culprit (Maybe?)

We all know the likely suspect: licensing. It's always licensing, isn't it? These deals are probably more complex than a Hollow's origin story.

Maybe some other streaming service has dibs. Like they're hoarding all the Shinigami goodness. Pure evil, if you ask me.

My Unpopular Opinion: It's a Conspiracy!

Okay, hear me out. What if Crunchyroll secretly hates sword fights? I know, I know, it sounds crazy.

But think about it! They have tons of anime with, like, cooking and romance. Where is all the zanpakuto action?

Maybe the CEO tripped over a katana once. A perfectly reasonable explanation, clearly.

The Hunt for *Bleach*

So, where can we watch Ichigo kick butt? It's a streaming scavenger hunt, basically. Fun, right?

You're bouncing between services like a Soul Reaper dodging a Cero blast. It's exhausting!

Meanwhile, my Crunchyroll subscription collects dust. Ironic, isn't it?

My Ideal World

Picture this: a single click on Crunchyroll. Bam! Bleach in all its glory.

No more searching. No more subscription juggling. Just pure, unadulterated anime bliss.

It would be a world where Kon gets his own spin-off. A world worth fighting for.

The Ultimate Question

Is it too much to ask? Seriously, Crunchyroll, what's the deal?

Are you holding out on us? Do we need to start a petition? We're ready!

Give the people what they want: more Bankai transformations!

Possible Explanations

Maybe they are planning a HUGE Bleach comeback? Like a surprise announcement?

The marketing team could be cooking up something epic. Fingers crossed, everyone!

Or maybe someone just forgot to tick a box on a contract. It happens.

In Conclusion (and Mild Frustration)

Look, I love Crunchyroll. I really do.

But the absence of Bleach? It's a gaping hole in my anime heart.

So, please, for the love of all that is anime, get Ichigo on board! And maybe Rukia too! Okay and definitely Byakuya!