Wrath Of The Righteous Swarm That Walks Build
Okay, let's talk about Swarm That Walks in Wrath of the Righteous. Specifically, how to make it…interesting. We're not aiming for "optimal." We're aiming for "maximum amusement."
First, unpopular opinion: Stop min-maxing everything! Games are meant to be fun, right? A little chaos is good for the soul.
Embrace the Absurd
We're a swarm of locusts. So, let's act like it! Imagine the scene. The great Iomedae is addressing you.
You’re a disgusting mass of bugs. You simply don't care. Time to pick a character to become a giant pile of insects.
Class Dismissed (Sort Of)
Forget Paladin. Really, forget anything remotely lawful good. I hear you saying "but what's good is subjective." Nope.
The best choices involve eating people... metaphorically or literally. Think kineticist and alchemist.
Those are some pretty good options! I am not going to tell you why.
Stats: The Buzz About Numbers
Strength? Dexterity? Who cares? We're a swarm! Charisma. Because even locusts have a social hierarchy.
Think about it. You need to convince the other bugs you're in charge. Plus, it's hilarious.
Seriously, imagine trying to intimidate a demon lord. It's you, a writhing mass of chitin, and your winning personality.
Feats of…Bug-nificence
Feats are where the real fun begins. Anything that enhances your swarm abilities is gold.
Anything that lets you consume more…stuff…is also fantastic.
Skip the defensive feats. You're a swarm. Dodging isn’t on the cards. You are going to overwhelm enemies.
Equipment: Shiny Baubles for Bugs?
What does a swarm wear? Technically, nothing. But we can get creative.
Find items that boost your swarm damage. Look for anything that enhances natural attacks. Or, wear a silly hat.
I recommend a funny hat. No really, there is no better option for your insect overlord.
Playstyle: Unleash the Swarm
Charge into battle! Consume everything. Leave nothing but devastation and confused enemies in your wake.
Don't worry about tactics. Just be a swarm. You don't need strategy.
Embrace the chaos. Remember to laugh at your own absurdity.
Roleplaying: The Art of the Buzzkill
Your motivations? Hunger. Domination. The overwhelming urge to consume. No, that is a joke.
Pretend that you want to save the world. While secretly wanting to eat it.
Seriously, talk to your party members. Explain to them your "plans" for a new "world order." This is fun.
Final Thoughts (Before the Swarm Devours Me)
The Swarm That Walks path is ridiculous. But it's also surprisingly powerful.
Don't be afraid to experiment! Break the mold. Create a swarm build that's uniquely, hilariously yours.
Now go forth and swarm! Just…try not to eat your party members. Unless they deserve it.
