11 Mandamientos De La Iglesia De Satan

Okay, folks, let's talk about something that might raise an eyebrow or two: The Satanic Temple's Eleven Satanic Rules of Earth. Forget fire and brimstone, we're diving into some surprisingly down-to-earth wisdom.

Hold on, Satanic Rules? Isn't that, like, evil?

Not so fast! The Satanic Temple isn't about devil worship in the traditional sense. Think of them more as advocates for individual liberty, reason, and compassion, often using Satan as a symbol of rebellion against arbitrary authority.

Rule Number One: "Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked."

Ah, the golden rule of avoiding awkward family dinners! Who hasn't been cornered by Uncle Barry offering unsolicited advice on your career, love life, or questionable sock choices? This rule is basically a cosmic "mind your own business" – and it's kind of refreshing.

Rule Number Two: "Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them."

We all have that friend who turns every coffee date into a therapy session. This rule is a gentle reminder that empathy is a two-way street. Make sure your audience is actually willing and able to lend an ear before unloading your emotional baggage.

Rule Number Three: "When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there."

Simple manners, people! Whether it's your grandma's house or a punk rock club, respect the rules of the environment you're in. It's about being a decent guest, no matter where you are.

Rule Number Four: "If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy."

Okay, this one sounds a little harsh, right? But consider it a hyperbolic way of saying, "Don't let people walk all over you." Set boundaries! If someone is consistently disrespectful in your space, you're allowed to kick them to the curb (figuratively, of course... mostly).

Rule Number Five: "Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal."

Consent. It's important! This rule is pretty self-explanatory and incredibly relevant. No means no, folks.

Rule Number Six: "Do not take that which is not yours unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved."

Think of it as extreme recycling. Only take things if they are a genuine burden to someone, and they actively want to get rid of them. Don't go clearing out your neighbor's garage under the guise of "helping."

Rule Number Seven: "Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained."

This one's a bit more metaphorical. It's about acknowledging the forces, both internal and external, that helped you achieve your goals. Don't take all the credit! Remember the people who supported you, the lucky breaks, and the hard work that got you there.

Rule Number Eight: "Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself."

Basically, if you have the power to change a situation, do it! Don't just whine about it endlessly. This rule encourages proactive problem-solving rather than passive complaining.

Rule Number Nine: "Do not harm little children."

A pretty universal moral code, really. Protect the innocent. No explanation needed.

Rule Number Ten: "Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food."

Show respect for other living beings. This promotes responsible treatment of animals and mindful consumption.

Rule Number Eleven: "When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him."

Live and let live – until someone crosses the line. Stand up for yourself, but don't go looking for trouble. This rule is about self-defense and setting boundaries with jerks.

So, there you have it! The Eleven Satanic Rules of Earth. Maybe not what you expected, huh? Turns out, beneath the rebellious symbolism, there's a good dose of common sense, personal responsibility, and a surprising amount of empathy. Who knew Satan could be so… reasonable?