Albert Fish In Sin He Found Salvation

Okay, folks, let's talk about something... unconventional.

We're diving headfirst into the story of Albert Fish. Buckle up!

Albert Fish: An Unlikely Self-Help Guru?

Hear me out. This is going to sound bonkers. But I think Albert Fish, in his own twisted way, found something akin to "salvation" in sin.

Now, before you grab your pitchforks, let me explain.

I'm not condoning his horrifying acts. Absolutely not.

The Man Who Needed a Hobby (Or Therapy, Lots of Therapy)

Albert Fish wasn't exactly living his best life, was he? His reality was...well, deeply disturbing.

Some folks knit. Some collect stamps. Fish... well, he had other "interests."

A lot of people's interests got him in jail. He was a serial killer, plain and simple.

The man was a monster and you won't find one person who will disagree.

Sin as a Strange Sort of Solace

Here's where it gets weird. Could it be that in his depravity, Fish found a warped sense of purpose?

Maybe his acts, as monstrous as they were, filled a void. A dark, twisted void, sure.

But a void nonetheless? Maybe it was all he knew? We may never know.

The Confession and The Catharsis?

Think about it. Fish confessed. He seemed almost eager to talk about his crimes.

Could that have been a release? A strange form of catharsis after years of internal darkness?

It's like he finally said, "Yep, I did it all," with a weird sense of finality.

The Inevitable Disclaimer (Because We Have To)

I repeat: This isn't an endorsement of anything Fish did.

His actions were atrocious. Inexcusable. Pure evil. Okay, got that covered?

Now we can proceed with the thought experiment.

So, What's My Point? (Besides Being Controversial?)

We all seek something, right? A purpose. A feeling of control. A sense of self.

Albert Fish, in his deeply disturbed mind, found it in the most horrific way imaginable.

Is that "salvation"? Probably not. But it's a twisted kind of something, isn't it?

Unpopular Opinion: Maybe He Was Actually Happy?

This is going to sound really bad, but what if he actually reached his goal?

He did what he wanted and became a celebrity in some sick way. He lived a very long life doing what he loved.

Was it right? Absolutely not. But maybe he did reach salvation as a crazy and twisted individual.

Don't get me wrong. I would never agree with his behavior.

Let's all agree that he's a bad guy and call it a day.

Food for Thought, Hopefully Not Literal Food...

So, there you have it. My completely unscientific, potentially offensive, but hopefully thought-provoking take on Albert Fish.

Maybe he didn't find salvation. But he definitely found something.

And that, my friends, is a dark and disturbing thought indeed. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a palate cleanser. Maybe a nice cup of tea...and a therapist.