Bro Are You Flirting With My Sister Sonic

Okay, hear me out. This might be a little controversial. But I gotta ask: Is Sonic the Hedgehog flirting with Amy Rose a little *too* much?

I know, I know. Classic cartoon trope. But sometimes, I'm just not feeling it.

The Chase is On...Constantly

Amy is always after Sonic. He's always running away. It's a whole thing.

And hey, I get it. Some people like the "opposites attract" dynamic. But is it *really* a healthy relationship foundation?

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. I prefer a little mutual interest, you know?

The Unwanted Affection

Let's be real. Sonic rarely seems thrilled with Amy's affections. He's usually trying to escape. Fast.

Imagine if someone did that to *you*? Would that feel good? I think not.

It kind of paints her as the overly-attached, desperate one. Is that really fair?

Poor Amy. I feel for her, I truly do.

The Mixed Signals

Okay, sometimes, *Sonic* throws a bone. A small act of kindness. A fleeting smile.

This just fuels the fire! It gives Amy hope. And then the chase continues.

Is he leading her on? Is it just his natural heroic nature? Or maybe Sonic does actually like Amy but he is scared to admit it. Honestly, the answer is still unknown.

It's a confusing game. And Amy is stuck playing it.

My Unpopular Opinion: Let Amy Be!

Maybe Amy deserves better. Maybe she deserves someone who *actually* appreciates her.

Someone who isn't constantly running at supersonic speeds away from her. I am not saying Sonic is a bad guy. I think he is a great guy, but the romantic game is just not working.

Someone who, I don't know, asks her out on a date that lasts longer than five seconds?

I picture Amy finding someone who loves her hammer skills. Someone who enjoys her bubbly personality.

Someone who will actually sit down and have a picnic with her. Not just grab a chili dog and disappear.

Bro, Back Off?

So, yeah. Maybe Sonic should back off a little. Stop giving the mixed signals.

Let Amy explore other options. Let her find true happiness. Even if it isn't with a blue hedgehog.

I'm not saying they *can't* end up together. But maybe, just maybe, she needs a break from the Sonic whirlwind.

Just let my girl breathe!

Maybe I'm overthinking it. It's just a cartoon. But still... I see the dynamic. And sometimes, I just want to yell at the TV: "Sonic, are you flirting with Amy too much!"

What do *you* think? Am I alone on this one?