How To Build On Uneven Ground Ark

Let's talk about building on uneven ground in Ark: Survival Evolved. You know, those spots that look AMAZING? The ones that promise breathtaking views... and instant structural migraines.

The "Slightly" Sloping Hill Dilemma

First, completely ignore the laws of physics. It's a video game, after all! My unpopular opinion: perfectly level foundations are overrated.

Instead, embrace the chaos. It's like abstract art, but with more dinosaurs.

The Foundation Tango

Let's start with foundations. You'll place one and think, "Oh, this isn't so bad."

Then the second one goes down. Wait, what? Suddenly, your perfectly square foundation is doing the limbo. Don't panic! This is normal.

Ignore the gap. It's character.

The Wall-Placement Wiggle

Walls are next. Prepare for clipping. Prepare for weird angles. Prepare for questioning all your life choices.

I highly recommend just throwing walls up. Maybe they'll fit? Maybe they won't? Who knows!

It's all part of the Ark experience, right?

The Roof-Angle Rhapsody

Roofs. Oh, the roofs. This is where the true artistry comes in. Get ready to get creative.

Use triangles! Use ramps! Use sheer willpower! Eventually, something will resemble a roof. Maybe.

Seriously though, embrace the gaps. Ventilation is important.

Embrace the Absurdity

Here's my philosophy: it doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be *there*.

Who cares if your walls are slightly off? The raptors aren't going to notice (until they're inside, that is).

Instead of fighting the terrain, work with it. Think treehouse. Think cliffside fortress. Think... well, whatever works.

The "Unconventional" Building Techniques

Forget everything you know about real-world construction. This is Ark.

Floating structures? Absolutely! Supported by... uh... dinosaur magic? Sure!

Overhangs that defy gravity? Why not! We're survivors, not architects.

The "Strategic" Use of Pillars

Pillars are your friends. They're also your enemies. Use them wisely... or just spam them everywhere. Your call.

I like to think of pillars as decorative. Functional decoration, of course.

Think of them as... vertical... abstract art!

The "Happy Accident" Method

Sometimes, the best building solutions are the ones you didn't plan. A wall clips through a rock? Turn it into a window!

A foundation is slightly elevated? Build a ramp!

Remember, there are no mistakes, only opportunities for creative problem-solving!

The Final Product

So, you've battled the terrain, wrestled with foundations, and triumphed (sort of). Your base might be a little wonky. Okay, maybe a LOT wonky.

But you built it! On uneven ground! And that, my friends, is a victory in itself.

Now, go forth and conquer! Or, you know, just try not to fall off your own roof.

And remember, it's not about perfection, it's about surviving... and maybe having a good laugh along the way. Especially when your Giganotosaurus clips through the floor.