Call Of Duty Black Ops Ascension Easter Egg

Okay, let's be real about Ascension, right? The Call of Duty: Black Ops zombies map. We all have our favorite maps. But some opinions might be a bit… spicy.

Space Monkeys? More Like Space Annoyances.

Everyone loves the wonder weapons. The Thundergun on Ascension? Iconic. But those Space Monkeys? Unpopular opinion: they're not cute.

They're furry little jerks. They steal your perks. Seriously, who designed these guys?

I'd rather fight a horde of regular zombies. At least they don't target my precious Juggernog.

The Easter Egg: A Love-Hate Relationship

And then there's the Easter Egg. Oh, the Ascension Easter Egg. So much work. For… what exactly?

It involves a lot of steps. Shooting certain objects. Throwing grenades just right. All while trying not to get eaten.

It's like a digital scavenger hunt. But with zombies breathing down your neck. Does that sound fun?

"They" - The Reward (or Lack Thereof)

The reward for completing the Easter Egg? You get to hear a song, "They". By Elena Siegman. It's a banger, don't get me wrong.

But is a song worth all that effort? Honestly, I can just listen to it on YouTube.

Maybe I'm just lazy. Or maybe the reward isn't proportional to the effort. You decide.

Camping? A Necessary Evil.

Now, let's talk strategy. Camping. It's frowned upon, I know. But on Ascension? Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

That Lunar Lander area? Perfect for holding down. Just train those zombies in circles.

Hey, survival is the name of the game. Don't judge me until you've been cornered by a horde.

The Matryoshka Dolls: Cute but Deadly

The Matryoshka Dolls are a nice touch. The exploding Russian dolls. They're a fun way to clear a crowd.

But let's be honest: they're kinda creepy, right? Little porcelain dolls filled with explosives.

It's like a twisted toy. But hey, it gets the job done. And that's all that matters in the zombie apocalypse.

Ascension: Still a Classic?

Despite my complaints, I can't deny Ascension's charm. It has a certain something. Nostalgia, maybe?

The map layout is simple. The weapons are fun. And the challenge is definitely there.

Maybe I'm just being a grumpy gamer. But hey, that's my unpopular opinion. What's yours?

So, is the Ascension Easter Egg overrated? Maybe. Are the Space Monkeys annoying? Definitely. But is the map still a blast to play? Absolutely.

It's a chaotic, zombie-filled rollercoaster. And sometimes, that's exactly what you need.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go listen to "They" on repeat. And maybe avoid the Space Monkeys at all costs.