Drag Me To Hell 2 Full Movie

Okay, let's be real. We all secretly want a Drag Me To Hell 2, right? I know, I know, it's been like, forever.

Is it just me...?

But hear me out! The first Drag Me to Hell was pure, unadulterated fun. It was cheesy, scary, and wonderfully over-the-top.

Christine Brown went through absolute hell. Possessions, curses, and just plain disgusting situations. Who wouldn't want to see more of that?

Plot Ideas That Are Totally Brilliant (Probably)

Maybe she accidentally picks up another cursed object on vacation? Or maybe she just can't shake that Lamia demon.

Perhaps she has a kid who inherits the curse? Think of the possibilities! Think of the babysitting nightmares!

I'd love to see her become a seasoned demon fighter. Imagine Christine Brown, demon hunter. She could have her own reality show!

The Critics Will HATE It (And I'll Love It)

Look, I understand the arguments. Some say the original was lightning in a bottle. Some say Sam Raimi is too busy with Doctor Strange.

Fine, whatever! But I'd argue that lightning can strike twice. Especially if you add a little more slime and some truly awful prosthetic teeth.

The "critics" can have their fancy, art-house horror. I want demonic goats, projectile vomiting, and staplers to the chin.

Unpopular Opinion Time

Am I the only one who thinks the original movie's ending was a bit... anticlimactic? I mean, sure, Clay gets dragged to hell.

But I felt like she got off a little too easy. Where's the lingering trauma? Where's the PTSD? A sequel could explore all that juicy stuff!

It's okay to want silly horror sometimes! We don't always need deep metaphors and existential dread. Give me a demon and a curse!

Casting Call: Who Should Star?

Obviously, Alison Lohman would need to return. Unless they go the reboot route (no thanks!).

Maybe bring in a new, equally unlucky character. Like, a librarian. Or a pet store owner. The possibilities are endless!

And it needs to be someone who’s willing to get covered in something truly vile. That's the real requirement, honestly.

Raimi's Return? Maybe? Please?

Okay, I know Sam Raimi is a big deal now. But a girl can dream, right? Even a cameo would be amazing.

Imagine him playing a wacky occult expert. Or a priest with a terrible secret. Just let him touch the project!

His fingerprints all over the first movie were what made it great. That chaotic energy is what a sequel NEEDS.

In Conclusion: I Just Want More

I'm not saying Drag Me To Hell 2 has to be a masterpiece. I'm just saying it needs to exist.

Give me more jump scares, more over-the-top acting, and more demonic shenanigans. Please, Hollywood, I'm begging you!

We all deserve a good, silly horror movie. And

Drag Me To Hell 2