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God of War: Seasons Ranked (Prepare for Controversy!)
Okay, people, let's talk about something *really* important. Forget saving the world. Forget father-son bonding. We're ranking the God of War seasons. Yes, seriously.
This is my opinion, of course. You're welcome to disagree (respectfully, please!). But deep down, you know I'm right.
And the Least Favorite Season Is…
Winter. Sorry, Midgard! Look, I get it. It’s atmospheric. It’s got the snow. But is it *fun*? Debatable.
Everything is cold and grey. It’s depressing! And honestly, after a few hours, snow blindness becomes a very real threat to my sanity.
Third Place Goes To…
Fall. A beautiful backdrop for all that smashing and shouting. Think golden leaves and crisp air.
It’s a nice change of pace, visually. However, it doesn’t quite stand out enough to compete with the top contenders. It's kind of... forgettable.
Runner-Up: Almost There!
Spring! Ah, Spring in Midgard. Flowers blooming, the world thawing out.
It's a nice contrast to the harsh winter. It’s optimistic. Makes you think, “Maybe Kratos *can* find inner peace!” (Narrator: He can't.)
The only downside? All the pollen. You just *know* Kratos is secretly suffering from allergies. Poor guy.
And the Winner Is… Summer!
Yep, I said it. Summer is the *best* season in God of War. Fight me (in a well-air-conditioned arena, please).
The sun is shining. Things are generally brighter. And you get to see more of the world's detail!
Think about it. Summer means more vibrant colors. More opportunities for exploring. More... *godly* carnage in glorious sunshine.
Let's be real, who *doesn't* want to axe a bunch of monsters while bathed in golden sunlight? It's the ultimate power fantasy!
Unpopular Opinion Alert!
I know, I know. Winter is supposed to be all dramatic and thematic. And Fall has those lovely foliage graphics.
But Summer brings the FUN. And isn’t that what video games are supposed to be about? Having a good time, even while brutally murdering Norse gods?
So, to Recap…
Winter: Too depressing. Fall: Pretty but bland. Spring: Pollen alert! Summer: Pure, unadulterated God of War joy.
Now, before you grab your pitchforks, remember: This is all in good fun! But seriously, summer is the best. Don’t @ me.
What's *your* favorite God of War season? Let me know (but be prepared to defend your choices!).
And remember, whatever the season, always keep your axe sharp and your boy close. You know, for emotional support and monster-slaying assistance.
Because after all, Kratos has a lot to go through! We have to show him some love, even in the colder seasons.
