How To Do The Fastest 90s In Fortnite

Okay, listen up, future Fortnite champions! Forget everything you think you know. We're diving deep into the world of 90s. And trust me, my method is, let's just say... *unconventional*.

Step 1: The Foundation (or Lack Thereof)

First, ditch the ramp. Seriously. I know, I know. Sacrilege! Everyone says you need a ramp. But that’s just what they *want* you to think.

Go ahead, scoff! I'll be laughing as I zoom past you like a caffeinated squirrel.

Step 2: The "Wall-tastic" Maneuver

This is where things get interesting. You’re gonna jump. While airborne, slap down two walls in front of you. Yep, just two.

Don’t overthink it. Think "wall-tastic" not "wall-derful".

Pro Tip: Aim for the Chest

Okay, a little secret here. Aim your crosshair roughly where you’d expect a chest to be. This seems to align everything just right. Or, you know, maybe it’s just pure luck.

Step 3: The Floor is Lava (Literally)

Now comes the tricky part. As you're falling (gracefully, of course), place a floor. Below you, obviously. Unless you’re going for the inverted 90s, which, frankly, are a whole different level of madness.

If you miss the floor, well... enjoy the view from down below!

Step 4: The Leap of (Questionable) Faith

Time for another jump! This time, you’re immediately placing another two walls. Rinse and repeat, my friends.

It's like building a staircase to heaven... if heaven was made of wood and prone to being shot down.

Important Note: Momentum is Key

Keep moving forward. Hesitation is the enemy. Think of yourself as a tiny, blocky shark. Always swimming, always building.

Step 5: Mastering the Spin (Maybe)

Okay, full disclosure: this is where my method gets… unique. I don't really "spin." Instead, I do a little strafe to the side. Just a *tiny* shuffle.

I know, the traditional way involves a full 180-degree flick of the wrist. But my way is, um, more...efficient?

Don't knock it till you try it! You might just find your inner side-shuffler.

Step 6: Embrace the Chaos

Let's be honest, this method is probably going to lead to some epic fails. You'll fall. You'll get shot out of the sky. You'll question your life choices.

But that's okay! That's part of the fun. Embrace the chaos. Learn from your mistakes. And most importantly, laugh.

Step 7: Become a 90s Heretic

Congratulations! You've officially learned my "fastest" 90s method. Or, at least, my interpretation of the fastest 90s.

Go forth and confuse your enemies! Build your way to victory! And remember, if anyone asks, you learned it all from me, the resident 90s heretic.

Seriously though, practice makes perfect. Or at least, practice makes you slightly less likely to plummet to your doom.

Now, go out there and build something amazing! Even if that something amazing is just a slightly wobbly tower of wood.

One last thing... don't tell anyone I said the standard 90s are overrated. It's our little secret. 😉