How To Get A Bigger Wallet In Ocarina Of Time

Ever felt that pang of inadequacy when your wallet's overflowing with rupees in Ocarina of Time, but you can't pick up that shiny new piece of heart? Yeah, we've all been there. Turns out, Hyrule has its own version of financial planning, and it involves chickens, giant spiders, and a whole lotta luck.

The Adult Wallet: A Cucco Conspiracy

Let's talk about becoming a rupee mogul as adult Link. Forget complex investment strategies; we're going old school, Hyrule-style.

The Chicken Run

Head over to Kakariko Village. Remember those cuccos you used to terrorize as a kid? Well, time for a redemption arc!

Find the Cucco Lady inside one of the houses. She's lost her precious flock, and it's up to you, our green-clad hero, to round 'em up.

It's like a feathered version of herding cats! But hey, after collecting all those rebellious birds, you are rewarded with a bigger wallet! A small price to pay for a life lesson about responsibility, right?

The Giant Wallet: A Tektite-Sized Problem

Okay, so you're rolling in rupees, but STILL not enough? Time to upgrade to the Giant's Wallet!

Spider House Shenanigans

We're heading to the dreaded House of Skulltula. Just the name sends shivers down my spine. Picture this: a house infested with giant, creepy spiders. Not exactly a relaxing vacation spot.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to break the curse on the residents by collecting all 100 Gold Skulltula tokens. Yeah, you read that right: 100!

Some are easy to find, lurking behind pots and stones. Others are deviously hidden, requiring bombs, precise hookshot skills, and the patience of a saint. Some might need the Song of Storms!

Each time you collect enough tokens and return to the cursed family, they slowly transform back into their human forms. It’s like a magical spider-themed makeover show!

It's a long and arduous task but defeating the last Skulltula and freeing the final member of the cursed family, you will be rewarded. Not with money or gratitude, but with a bigger wallet. Go figure!

Bonus Tip: The Power of Games

There's also a little-known secret to snagging the Giant Wallet: the Treasure Chest Shop in Hyrule Castle Town. This is a game of chance. Two chests, one with a small reward and another with the Giant Wallet.

It's risky, it's addictive, and it's a test of your luck. Save before playing, and load the save if you fail!

The Hilarious Aftermath

Imagine Link, hero of Hyrule, single-handedly defeating monsters, saving princesses, and wielding the Master Sword. But struggling to fit his overflowing wallet into his tunic! It's a bit absurd, isn't it?

So, there you have it. Getting a bigger wallet in Ocarina of Time isn't just about rupees; it's about chicken herding, spider slaying, and a healthy dose of Hylian humor.