How To Get The Chatterbox In The Division 2

Alright Agent, buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a wild goose chase...but a chase that ends with you wielding the magnificent Chatterbox SMG! This thing is so cool, it practically insults your enemies before melting them down. Are you ready?

Step 1: The Masks - Your Ticket to Ride

First, you need three specific masks. Think of these as your VIP passes to the coolest, albeit most dangerous, club in D.C. We're talking about the components.

1.1 The "Smiley" Mask

Head to Downtown East. Find the underground sewer entrance. It’s marked on maps, but honestly, just picture a really grungy manhole cover, and you’re halfway there. Kill the Hyena crate dude, and bam, Smiley's yours!

1.2 The "Happy" Mask

Next up is Judiciary Square. Look for another Hyena crate underground; these guys really love their sewers. Again, eliminate the box guardian and snag the Happy Mask. Congrats, you're 2/3 of the way to looking utterly ridiculous!

1.3 The "Grumpy" Mask

Finally, it's Federal Triangle's turn. You guessed it, find another sewer entrance (are you noticing a pattern?). Take down the crate guard. Claim the *Grumpy Mask*. You now look like the world's most depressing emoji come to life.

Step 2: The Keys - Unlocking the Vault

Now that you're the proud owner of a complete set of mask...things... You need keys! These are *Hyena Keys* to be precise. Don’t worry, they aren’t hidden in some ridiculously obscure location. You get them by opening *Hyena boxes* scattered around the map.

The best way to find them? Explore underground! Seriously, wander around in the dark like a lost tourist, and you'll stumble upon them. They practically jump out at you!

Step 3: The Vault - Where the Magic Happens

Okay, this is where it gets real. We're heading back to Downtown East. Find the Vault. It’s a named location, so you can’t miss it. Inside, you'll find several boxes, each requiring a Hyena Key.

Loot every single one of them. You're looking for three specific components: Receiver: Modified Mods, Magazine: Overlord Extended, and Stock: Grip Enhancements. It’s all RNG. Pray to the RNG gods!

Step 4: Blueprint Bonanza - Crafting the Beast

Once you have all three components, it's time for the final boss... well, not really. But still pretty important. Head to the Bank Headquarters mission on Downtown East.

Complete the mission, and at the very end, in the Vault, you'll find a final loot box. This box contains the *Blueprint*. Now you can finally craft the Chatterbox. *Woohoo*!

Step 5: Crafting Time - Let's Get This Party Started

Head back to your crafting bench. Now you just need the right materials. High-end materials are the key. If you don't have enough, start deconstructing all that gear you've been hoarding. We all do it!

Craft that beauty, equip it, and go melt some faces! The Chatterbox is now yours, Agent. Enjoy unleashing its awesomeness on the unsuspecting streets of D.C.

And remember, with great firepower comes great responsibility...to completely dominate your enemies. Have fun out there!