How To Make An Enderman Farm In Minecraft

Alright, adventurer! Ready to ditch the diamond sword for a bit and embrace the art of… enderman farming? Yeah, I know, sounds a little weird, like something out of a sci-fi movie, but trust me, it's way easier (and less ethically questionable) than it sounds. Get ready to swim in enderman pearls!

First things first: Location, Location, Location!

Imagine you're opening a coffee shop. Would you put it in the middle of the desert? Probably not! Same deal here. Find a big, open space in the end dimension. Think vast, empty void – the kind of place where an enderman might actually consider settling down and having a… well, an existential crisis, mostly.

The sweet spot is usually near the main island, but far enough away that it's just you and the purple-eyed peeps. Remember, you want to be the only show in town, the only reason for an enderman to teleport into existence!

Building the Platform of Dreams

Now, let's build the stage where the magic happens. We're talking about a large platform. Think of it like a giant, flat dance floor… only for enderman who have questionable dance moves and a serious aversion to water.

Make a platform at least 128 blocks away from the main island. Dimensions can be up to 42x42 blocks so enderman have enough space to spawn!

Getting the Drop (Literally!)

Next, dig a hole. A deep, dark, and absolutely treacherous hole. We want these teleporting titans to take a nosedive that would make even the bravest stuntman think twice. This is how we're going to weaken them for the… final act.

The hole needs to be at least 23 blocks deep so the enderman is low health and can be one shot. Think of it as an enderman waterslide! Only instead of fun, there's… well, a sudden stop at the bottom.

The Killing Chamber (Don't Worry, It's Humane-ish!)

At the bottom of our pit of despair, we need a safe zone. This is where you'll stand, looking all cool and collected, while the enderman line up to… donate their enderman pearls.

Build a little enclosure, a fortress of solitude if you will. Make sure you can hit their feet when they fall down.

Lights, Camera, Action!

Now, the moment of truth. Climb up to your platform, take a deep breath, and… just wait. Patience is a virtue, especially when dealing with teleporting creatures from another dimension.

Eventually, enderman will start spawning on the platform. Seeing no other option (and probably feeling a slight case of existential dread), they'll wander right off the edge and into our carefully constructed death pit!

Looting Time!

Once a sufficient number of enderman have taken the plunge, head down to your killing chamber. With a swing of your trusty weapon, collect your hard-earned enderman pearls and experience. Congratulation you just made your enderman farm.

Remember, farming enderman is an art, not a science. There will be explosions, there will be teleporting into walls, and there will almost certainly be moments where you question your life choices. But hey, at least you'll have a ton of enderman pearls! Happy farming, and may your pockets forever be full of purple goodness!