How To Play Rock Lobster On Guitar
Alright, buckle up buttercups! You wanna learn "Rock Lobster" by the B-52's on guitar? You've come to the right place. It's easier than parallel parking a shopping cart full of cats, I promise!
The Chords: Simpler Than Ordering Pizza
Forget about shredding solos or complex arpeggios. "Rock Lobster" is all about attitude and ridiculously fun simplicity.
The Mighty E5 Chord
First, you'll need the power chord, E5. Put your index finger on the 7th fret of the A string (the second string from the thickest). Then, place your ring finger on the 9th fret of the D string (right below the A string). Strum just those two strings - BOOM! You're basically a rock star already.
The Awesome A5 Chord
Next, we need the A5 chord. Move everything down two frets so your index finger is on the 5th fret of the A string. And your ring finger on the 7th fret of the D string. Keep strumming those two strings!
The D5 Dude
And finally, D5. You just slide everything down again so your index finger is on the 10th fret of the A string. Your ring finger on the 12th fret of the D string. Easy peasy!
The Rhythm: Feeling the Lobster Beat
This is where things get deliciously weird and wonderful. The basic rhythm is just hitting each chord once per beat. Think "DUH" on each chord - that's the intensity we need!
Now, for the verse, try this pattern: E5 (1, 2, 3, 4), A5 (1, 2, 3, 4), D5 (1, 2, 3, 4), A5 (1, 2, 3, 4).
Repeat it. This whole song repeats and repeats, just like your Great Aunt Mildred's stories about her cat, Mr. Fluffernutter.
The Chorus: Where the Madness Begins
The chorus is where the party truly explodes. It's the same chords, but faster and with even MORE enthusiasm!
Try this: E5 (1, 2), A5 (1, 2), D5 (1, 2), A5 (1, 2). Feel that sea creature energy!
Don't be afraid to add some palm muting (resting the side of your strumming hand lightly on the strings) for a chunkier sound. It's like adding sea salt to your sonic margarita.
The Talking Parts: Embrace Your Inner Narrator
Remember those hilarious spoken word bits in the song? You don't need a guitar for those, silly!
That's where YOU get to shine. Learn the lyrics ("There goes a narwhal!") and practice your most dramatic, flamboyant delivery.
Consider donning a wacky hat and a pair of oversized sunglasses for maximum B-52's effect. It's practically mandatory, really.
Bonus Tips for Maximum Lobster-ness
Don't be afraid to get LOUD. "Rock Lobster" demands to be played at a volume that might slightly annoy your neighbors.
Experiment with different strumming patterns. A little upstroke here, a little downstroke there. Find what makes your inner crustacean dance!
Most importantly, HAVE FUN! "Rock Lobster" is all about letting loose and embracing the absurdity. Now go forth and unleash your inner sea creature!
Remember to listen to the actual song. It will give you the best sense of timing.
So what are you waiting for? You can start the B-52's cover band you've always dreamed of now!
