How To Tame A T Rex In Ark

Alright, buckle up, buttercup! You want to tame a T-Rex in Ark: Survival Evolved? Whoa there, ambitious much? Don’t worry, it's totally doable, even if you feel like you're facing off against Godzilla with a slingshot.

Gearing Up for Dino-mite Success

First, you're gonna need some supplies. Think of it like packing for a picnic, but instead of sandwiches, you’re bringing enough firepower to sedate a prehistoric monster. You'll need a good quality ranged weapon, like a crossbow or a longneck rifle.

And of course, tranquilizer darts or arrows. A whole bunch of them. Seriously, more than you think. Imagine you're trying to put a toddler to sleep, but the toddler is a six-ton apex predator.

Next up, the food! T-Rexes are surprisingly picky eaters. They go gaga for Kibble, specifically Superior Kibble. If you don't have that, you can use Raw Prime Meat.

Location, Location, Location!

Finding a T-Rex is like playing hide-and-seek with a very large, very loud, and very bitey friend. They usually hang out in open areas, so keep your eyes peeled. Just don’t get so excited that you run right into its jaws.

Once you spot your soon-to-be scaly buddy, find a high spot. A cliff, a big rock, anything to give you a height advantage. This is your fortress of solitude, your strategic command center, your happy place where the T-Rex can’t nom on you.

The Great Sedation Showdown

Now the fun begins! Start firing those tranquilizer darts or arrows into the T-Rex's head. Aim for the head, that's key!

Keep your distance, keep firing, and keep an eye on its torpor level. You want that bar to fill up. Think of it like filling up a balloon with sleepy gas. Once it's full, your T-Rex will faceplant into the dirt.

Now, the waiting game starts. This is where patience is a virtue. Like watching paint dry... except the paint is a giant lizard that could eat you in one bite if it woke up.

The Taming Process

Now for the good stuff! Open the T-Rex's inventory and shove that Kibble or Raw Prime Meat in there. Make sure to keep an eye on its torpor.

If it starts to wake up, force-feed it some Narcoberries or Narcotics. These will keep it snoozing while it enjoys its gourmet dino-meal.

As the taming bar fills, you’re getting closer to having your own personal T-Rex. Try not to giggle with excitement. (Okay, giggle a little. You deserve it.)

Congratulations, Dino-Master!

Once the taming bar is full, congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a tamed T-Rex. Give yourself a pat on the back. You earned it.

Now you can name your new friend, saddle it up, and ride off into the sunset! Or, you know, into the jungle to terrorize smaller dinosaurs. The choice is yours!

Remember, taming a T-Rex takes time, patience, and a healthy dose of luck. But with the right preparation and a little bit of courage, you too can become a T-Rex tamer extraordinaire! Go get 'em!