How To Unlock All Goats In Goat Simulator

Ever wondered how to turn your average, bleating, headbutting goat into a winged demon of destruction, a graceful ballerina, or even… a whale? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're diving headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of unlocking all the goats in Goat Simulator!

The OG Goat and Beyond

Let's start with the basics. You probably already know how to play as the regular goat, Pilgor. He's the foundation, the jumping-off point for all things… goaty. But trust me, the real fun begins when you start expanding your herd.

The "Lil' Black Goat" Quest

First, find the low-gravity testing facility. It's kind of hard to miss – it has a big sign that says "Low Gravity Testing Facility." Inside you’ll find a black goat. Just headbutt it to unlock The Lil' Black Goat! Isn’t that cute?

Angel Goat and Devil Goat

Feeling angelic? Or maybe a little devilish? Believe it or not, you can achieve both extremes! To become the Angel Goat, you need to avoid causing any destruction for five whole minutes. It's a test of your patience, truly.

On the other hoof, if you're craving chaos, becoming the Devil Goat is your calling. Just find the pentagram and start sacrificing citizens. It's a bit morbid, sure, but hey, it's Goat Simulator!

Riding the Skies (and other things!)

Ready to take to the skies? The Feather Goat is your ticket. This one requires a trip to the top of the crane, where you'll find a feathery friend patiently waiting. Once you find it, you have the Feather Goat!

The Queen of Goats (and Toast?)

Now, this one's a bit more involved, but oh-so-worth-it. To become the Queen of Goats, you'll need to find all the Goat Trophies scattered throughout the map. Some are easy to spot, others are devilishly hidden.

Once you've collected them all, head to the throne and claim your rightful place as royalty. Just be prepared to accept your followers. Maybe they will bring you toast?

Mutant and Whale Goats!

Things get really weird with the Mutant Goat. To unlock this one, you need to find a canister of mutagen. Once you do, you will be a mutant goat.

And then we have the Whale Goat, obtained by... well, becoming a whale. This involves a few steps, including finding a specific location and performing a specific action. Suffice to say, it's a "whale" of a time!

Tips and Tricks

Don’t be afraid to experiment! Goat Simulator thrives on absurdity. Try headbutting everything, licking everything, and just generally causing mayhem. You might just stumble upon a hidden goat!

Use the environment to your advantage. Launch yourself off trampolines, grind on rails, and use the game's physics to your advantage. It's all part of the fun!

Most importantly, have fun! Goat Simulator is all about embracing the ridiculous. Don't take it too seriously, and just enjoy the ride.

So there you have it! A guide to unlocking the (mostly) complete goat roster in Goat Simulator. Now go forth, and unleash your inner goat (or angel, or devil, or whale)! Have fun!