I Save Dict By Giving It Cpr Lyrics

Okay, unpopular opinion incoming! I have a very specific method for remembering the proper compressions for CPR. You might think it's weird. Maybe even a little…dramatic.

I use a song. Not just any song. I use... disco.

Stayin' Alive? Nah, I'm Savin' Lives!

Forget "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees. Everyone says that. It’s tired. Plus, I get distracted imagining John Travolta on a dance floor instead of someone needing urgent help.

My go-to? "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor. Don’t judge me. It works!

Think about it. That powerful beat. The sheer determination in her voice. It’s the perfect soundtrack for keeping someone's heart pumping.

My Rhythmic Resuscitation Routine

I know, I know. I can practically hear the paramedics rolling their eyes. But honestly, in a stressful situation, you grab what you can. My brain just latches onto that beat.

Imagine the scene: someone collapses. Panic starts to set in. Then, I hear Gloria Gaynor in my head: "At first I was afraid, I was petrified..." and suddenly, I'm in the zone. Rhythmic compressions, fueled by pure 70s energy.

Sure, I know the actual compression rate. About 100-120 per minute. But in the heat of the moment, "I Will Survive" keeps me on track. No counting needed!

Why This Works (For Me, At Least)

It’s catchy! The lyrics are practically burned into my memory. I can’t help but move to it. And that repetitive rhythm? Ideal for consistent compressions.

It’s about survival! Thematically, it just *fits*. You're trying to help someone survive. Gloria Gaynor is singing about surviving. It's motivational, in a slightly ridiculous way.

It's empowering! Let's be real. Performing CPR is intimidating. But belting out (silently, of course) "I Will Survive" gives me a little boost of confidence. Like, "Yeah, I got this. I can do this. Gloria believes in me!"

The (Potential) Downside

Okay, there might be a few drawbacks. What if the person regaining consciousness starts singing along? Awkward.

Or, what if I accidentally start doing the Hustle instead of compressions? That wouldn’t be ideal.

And, of course, some people might think I'm a complete loon. But hey, if it helps me save a life, I’m okay with being a loon.

So, What's Your CPR Anthem?

I'm not saying everyone should ditch the Bee Gees and embrace Gloria Gaynor. But maybe find a song that works for you.

Something with a steady beat. Something you know well. Something that will help you remember the rhythm and keep you calm under pressure.

Maybe it's Queen. Maybe it's ABBA. Maybe it's even...gulp...country music. No judgement here (well, maybe a little). The important thing is to be prepared and ready to help.

Just promise me one thing. If you ever need CPR, and you hear someone humming "I Will Survive" while pumping your chest, don’t be alarmed. It’s just me, doing my best to keep you... well, surviving.

And hey, maybe you'll even get a good story out of it. Just be sure to tell everyone how I saved your life with the power of disco.