Undertaker Hall Of Fame 2022 Full Speech

Okay, let's be honest. We all love the Undertaker. That's not exactly a hot take, right? But his Hall of Fame speech in 2022? Let's dive in, shall we?

It was...long. Like, really long. I'm not saying it was bad, but it felt like we were reliving his entire career, from the dark ages of wrestling to, well, slightly less dark ages.

A Walk Down Memory Lane...and Then Some

He thanked everyone. Seriously, everyone. From Vince McMahon (obviously) to the guy who probably polished his boots back in 1990. Respect, definitely. Concise? Not so much.

And the stories! Oh, the stories. We heard about his early days, his struggles, his triumphs. It was like getting a backstage pass to the Undertaker show, but the show was four hours long and you only had popcorn.

The Man Behind the Myth

He got emotional, which was cool. Seeing the tough-as-nails Undertaker tear up a little? Humanizing! But did we need a play-by-play of every single feeling he'd ever had in his wrestling career?

I'm not hating! I swear! But after a certain point, I started wondering if he was going to announce another comeback. Please, no more Wrestlemania matches, sir. Your legacy is secure!

He even did the throat slit taunt. Iconic! But was it necessary? Debatable. Maybe he just wanted to remind us that he could still scare small children.

Unpopular Opinion Time!

Here's where I get controversial. Are you ready? The speech could have been shorter. There, I said it! Don't get me wrong, every word probably meant a lot to him. But my attention span is that of a goldfish.

I’m also thinking it would have been even more epic if other wrestlers had a chance to speak on his behalf. Imagine Kane telling some hilarious behind-the-scenes stories? That would have been gold!

Maybe a little Shawn Michaels reminiscing about their legendary matches? Instant classic. Instead, we got a really, really long monologue. Again, respectful, but...lengthy.

Look, I get it. The Undertaker is a legend. He deserves all the accolades and praise. But let's be real, even legends can ramble a bit after a few decades in the ring.

The Respect is Real, Though

Despite my playful gripes, I have immense respect for the Undertaker. He’s an icon, a legend, and a true showman. His dedication to the craft is undeniable.

And the Hall of Fame? He deserves it. Absolutely. No question. Just maybe...next time, someone should give him a time limit. You know, for the sake of us goldfish fans.

So, there you have it. My mildly controversial take on the Undertaker's Hall of Fame speech. Did you love every minute of it? Awesome! Did you also find yourself checking your watch a few times? Welcome to the club.

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