What Is The Movie Epic About

Let's talk about movies. Specifically, *epic* movies. But what exactly *is* an epic movie anyway?

Is it just a long movie? Because I’ve sat through some *very* long movies that felt more like a root canal than an experience.

Size Matters (Or Does It?)

Okay, length is probably a factor. We're generally talking over three hours, right? Anything shorter, and you’re just showing off your bladder control.

But a long run time alone doesn’t cut it. My extended family gatherings can stretch for eight hours, and those aren’t exactly cinematic gold.

"But what about scope?" I hear you cry. Yes, scope is important. Think vast landscapes and armies clashing.

The Historical Hysteria

Often, epic movies are historical. Gladiator anyone? Or maybe something about ancient Egypt?

But does it *have* to be set in the past? This might be my unpopular opinion, but I don't think so.

What about a movie about a really, really big corporation taking over the world? That could feel pretty darn epic.

Themes: Big and… Thematic?

Epic movies tend to tackle big themes. Life, death, love, betrayal. The usual suspects.

It's all very grand and important. Sometimes, a little *too* important, if you ask me.

I mean, can’t we have an epic movie about a really intense bake-off? The stakes are just as high, trust me. Especially if it involves chocolate.

The Underdog's Tale

There’s usually an underdog. Someone who starts with nothing and rises to greatness. A true hero.

Unless, of course, they’re secretly evil the whole time. Then it's just a downer.

But hey, maybe a villain's origin story *could* be epic if done right. Think Maleficent, but even bigger and badder.

So, What Makes an Epic Movie?

Here's my take. It's not just length, scope, or historical accuracy. It's about *feeling*.

Does the movie make you feel insignificant and overwhelmed by the sheer scale of things? Good.

Do you question your place in the universe after watching it? Even better.

The "Feels" Factor

It’s about the emotional journey. Do you laugh? Do you cry? Do you contemplate your own mortality while reaching for more popcorn?

If you answered "yes" to most of those, you've probably seen an epic movie.

Ultimately, an epic movie is whatever blows your mind and makes you feel like you’ve witnessed something truly significant. Even if it’s just a really well-made movie about a pie contest.

Final Thoughts: My (Probably Wrong) Conclusion

So, is Lord of the Rings epic? Absolutely. Is a four-hour documentary about competitive cheese sculpting epic? Potentially. (I haven’t seen one, but I’m open to it.)

The key is that it needs to be big, bold, and emotionally resonant. And maybe a little bit ridiculous.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to write an epic poem about my struggle to assemble IKEA furniture. Wish me luck.