When Is Oil Rig Coming To Rust Console
Okay, let's talk about something important. Something that keeps me (and probably you) up at night. It’s about the Oil Rig. Specifically, when this majestic, loot-filled behemoth hits Rust Console!
The Waiting Game: A Console Player's Lament
We've been scavenging barrels and raiding shacks for what feels like forever. I mean, come on! My base is starting to look suspiciously like a hobo hideout.
Meanwhile, PC players are swimming in high-quality loot. They’re practically bathing in AKs. Where's the fairness?
Is it just me, or is waiting harder than surviving a bear attack with a rock? I think I could do the bear. Seriously.
The Rumor Mill: Whispers in the Wasteland
Every time I see a new update, my heart skips a beat. Could this be it? The Oil Rig update? Nope. Usually it's just something about nerfed water catchers.
I swear, I heard a guy in chat say his uncle's friend works at Double Eleven. He promised Oil Rig was "coming soon." That was three months ago.
Coming soon in Rust terms could mean anything, right? It could be tomorrow or in the next geological era. I'm betting on the latter.
My (Slightly Unhinged) Theory
Here’s my unpopular opinion. Maybe they're holding back Oil Rig on purpose. Think about it!
They want us to truly appreciate it when it finally arrives. It’s psychological warfare, people!
Or maybe they're just trying to perfect the AI of the scientists. So they don’t get stuck in walls. That would be just great.
Why Oil Rig Matters (Besides the Obvious Loot)
Look, it’s not *just* about the sweet loot. It's about the change. The challenge. The chance to die in new and exciting ways!
Raiding a base gets boring after the tenth time. We need something fresh to spice up our Rust lives. Something that involves explosives and potentially drowning.
Plus, imagine the epic battles! Picture this: You're on the Oil Rig, fighting off waves of heavily armed players. The helicopter circles above, adding to the chaos. That’s content!
What Can We Do? (Besides Complain on Reddit)
Honestly, I'm not sure. Maybe we should all start sending Double Eleven carrier pigeons. With tiny little AK-47 requests attached.
Or we could just keep raiding each other with pipes. Until they finally give in to our demands. A pipe dream, perhaps?
But seriously, keep the feedback coming. Let them know we're hungry for the Oil Rig. And maybe, just maybe, they'll hear our cries.
In Conclusion: A Plea to Double Eleven
Dear Double Eleven, if you're reading this, please. Throw us a bone. Or, better yet, a high-quality metal blade. We are dying out here.
We promise to be good (mostly). And we won't blame you when we inevitably get raided on the Oil Rig within five minutes of setting foot on it.
Just give us the Oil Rig. Please? I think I'm starting to see barrels in my sleep.
