Jim Henson's Dinosaur Train Dinosaur Train Theme Song

Okay, let's talk about something important. Something that's probably been stuck in your head for years. I'm talking about the Dinosaur Train theme song.
Yes, that one. The one that asks, "What does a T. Rex eat?" It then excitedly answers, "Everything!"
Is It Just Me...?
Don't get me wrong, I love Dinosaur Train. It's educational! It's adorable! But the theme song?
Dare I say it? I think it's a little... overhyped. There, I said it. Don't @ me.
I know, I know. Hear me out before you unleash your inner Triceratops.
The Repetition Factor
First, let's address the obvious. It repeats. A lot. That darn train goes back and forth, back and forth.
It's designed to get stuck in your head, and boy, does it succeed. It's like a prehistoric earworm that won't let go.
Seriously, I've woken up in the middle of the night humming "Dinosaur Train, Dinosaur Train." The struggle is real.
The "Everything" Predicament
Then there's the "What does a T. Rex eat?" question. And the bold answer: "Everything!"
Is that… entirely accurate? I mean, even Buddy the T. Rex probably had some limits.
Rocks? Old sneakers? Maybe he had some class! Maybe some dietary preferences? I want accuracy!
Imagine Jim Henson himself is watching. Is he proud of "Everything!"? Maybe he'd say: "Perhaps not *everything*, my friends..."
The Catchiness is a Double-Edged Sword
Okay, fine, it's catchy. Incredibly catchy. But that's part of the problem, isn't it?
It burrows into your brain and sets up camp. It's the soundtrack to your parental existence (if you have kids, that is).
You might be trying to enjoy a quiet moment, but no! Dinosaur Train! It is a great show though, I can't deny it!
In Defense of Other Theme Songs
Think of all the other great kids' show theme songs! Many are better! More catchy!
Some are more informative! Some are less irritating! Many tell a better story! Okay, maybe not "better".
The Dinosaur Train theme is in the Hall of Fame of TV-intros. But is it at the very top?
I understand that children tend to be very specific. Especially regarding their favorite theme songs.
My Conclusion (Probably Unpopular)
So, here's my unpopular opinion. The Dinosaur Train theme song? It's good. Very good. But not *the best*.
It's catchy, sure, but maybe a little too catchy. And maybe, just maybe, a tad repetitive.
But hey, at least it gets kids interested in dinosaurs! I will say that Jim Henson would be very proud of the show as a whole.
It's all good fun! So, chugga-chugga-choo-choo! All aboard the Dinosaur Train… just maybe mute the intro sometimes.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a sudden urge to research prehistoric diets. Just to prove a point.
And now if you let me, I'll get back to humming the Dinosaur Train theme song!

















